madlori:

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?

Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.

A warning, and a prayer.

That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

Reblog for last comment

insolacion:

Be noisy by Rikako Nagashima

dex5m:

Misha’s favourite monster/mythical creature growing up [X]

My father remarried when I was fairly young. And his wife was Jewish. So this introduced the host of new holidays. We didn’t just have Christmas and Easter.

me at the zoo: where are the dragons
My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off. —My 92 year old grandma. (via coffeestainedheart)

donrickles:

Toy Story but for adult toys. The main characters are still named Woody and Buzz.

dion-thesocialist:

rakshar:

dion-thesocialist:

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

your forgiven.

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.